... Lou Dobbs, for his rant against holidays that celebrate ancestral heritage (St. Patrick's Day, Columbus Day, etc.). According to Lou, they have nothing to do with America. Apparently, we should only be celebrating "American" holidays... like the Fourth of July, Memorial Day, Slavery Day, and Give the Indians Smallpox-laden Blankets Day.
... *Sharon Stone, for making a damn fool of herself. I saw the preview for Basic Instinct 2. It was laughable. I know because people in the audience were laughing. General tip: Acting like Mrs. Robinson on crack is NOT sexy. Put your damn clothes back on honey. As the cop said at the accident scene, "Nothing to see here...move it along."
... The "profanity police." Fuck. Shit. Piss. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. There, that felt better. Cursing is one of the few things that makes language (and life) interesting.
*A footnote, Stone's "Basic Instinct 2" opened with a pathetic 10th place finish (tied with, I'm not kidding, "Larry the Cable Guy") and earning a disspiriting 3.2 mill. This thing will never clear its budget of approx 70 mill.
Slang of the day: lung-duster: a cigarette.