• Wait, ice dancing is an Olympic sport but snowball fighting isn't?
• Why is the USA vs Canada hockey game such a big deal?...The players are all from the NHL.
• At the IT Olympics, do they chant: "USB! USB!"?
• The Canadian hockey team rosters a Crosby, Stahl & Nash. No, really.
• If "Olympic figure falling" were an event, they'd have to hand out a lot more medals.
• Wait, snowboarding a half-pipe is a sport? And Japanese dudes can get dreadlocks?
• I fear that "rocking the tassel" is going to become slang for...well...something.
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