UNnuendo: When you don't mean to be lewd, you just sound that way.

Just got my ashes hauled. From my fireplace.

I really AM a pipe-fitter, really.

Of course the carpet matches the curtains. In my apartment.

I'm going down for a fish taco. There's a Mexican restaurant in the lobby.

Time to wax the dolphin. On my new water skis.

I'm going to get my doughnut filled. With delicious strawberry jam.

You may feel a small prick. In your arm. From the needle.

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...feel free to add to the list.

Comments

[Keitha Defreese]

This is a creative write-up! I have to admit, I didn't really understand everything at first. But I sniffed out some clues and points after reading it 10 times, LOL! I hope you forgive me for doing that. :D